Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about
their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,
begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?’
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, ‘Kin ya breathe?’
The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers,
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, ‘Kin ya breathe?’
The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers,
and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his
tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies
out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the
Hillbilly walks slowly back
to his table. His partner says, ‘Ya know,
I’d heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’
but I ain’t niver seed
nobody do it!’
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