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A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage. 
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, 
painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years 
they had been married.She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy,
 emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire 
laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist 
got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand,
 embraced and kissed her passionately.The woman shut up and quietly sat 
down as though in a daze.The therapist turned to the husband and said, 
“This is what your wife needs at least three times a week Can you do this?”
The husband thought for a moment and replied,.. “Well, I can drop her off here on 
Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Friday’s, I fish!
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