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A Bit Crazy

I'm a little bit crazy and slightly insane...
You'll never meet anyone quite like me again.
I do stupid things and say crazy stuff and
one things for sure one of me is enough.
But my hearts made of gold and it's in the
right place. SO even though I am a
raving nutcase, I'm there when you need me to
comfort and care. For my friends
I'll always be there!
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