Jokes Central

When people cut you down or talk behind your back, remember, they took time out of their pathetic lives to think about you.

I went to McDonald's today and ordered a Happy Meal the guy asked me if I wanted a "boy toy"? I smiled and said, "Honey, you're too younf to apply for that job!"

The madness runs in the family!

My online friends help to make each day a special day! So glad that you're here! Check us out on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/Quotes.Central.Is.Awesome

Relax it's the weekend! Check us out on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/Quotes.Central.Is.Awesome

No matter what happens my kids come first! Share if you agree! Check us out on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/Quotes.Central.Is.Awesome

I wasn't made for Winter... I want my flip flops! Check us out on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/Quotes.Central.Is.Awesome

To my Facebook Friends... I may have never met you, but thank you for being here to talk too, for making me laugh and for being great friends! Check us out on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/Quotes.Central.Is.Awesome

I think I'm allergic to morning. Check us out on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/Quotes.Central.Is.Awesome

Hi, my name is Karma, sometimes I'm slow, but I'm inevitable. Check us out on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/Quotes.Central.Is.Awesome